Thursday, March 31, 2005
The Surreal Life - Cast # 5
Caprice (British model)
Janice Dickinson
Bronson Pinchot
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth
Carey Hart (motocross champion)
Jose Canseco
Sandi Denton (Pepa of Salt N Pepa)
Mushroom-Stuffed Chicken Breasts in Balsamic Pan Sauce
4 large garlic cloves
1 pound portabello or white mushrooms, cleaned, stems trimmed, then coarsely chopped
1 tsp. dried thyme leaves
2 Tbs. olive oil
6 ounces mild goat cheese
Salt and pepper, to taste
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup balsamic vinegar
8 split skin-on chicken breasts (10-12 ounces eahc), rib bones and excess fat trimmed away with poultry scissors, rinsed and patted dry
1 tsp cornstarch dissolved in 1 Tb water
Bring 1 cup water to a boil. Add dried mushrooms, cover and let stand about 20 minutes. Squeeze dry; strain liquid ( a coffee filter is handy for this) and reserve.
In a food processor, mince garlice and rehydrated mushrooms. Add fresh mushrooms and thyme; continue to process until all is minced.
Heat oil in a 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add mushroom mixture; saute until nearly all moisture has evaporated, 5 to 7 minutes. Turn off heat, stif in cheese, and season with salt and pepper. Set aside.
Mix honey and vinegar in a small bowl.
Adjust oven rach to lowest position and heat oven to 425 degrees.
Set breasts, skin side down, on a large, heavy, lipped cookie sheet. Brush with half of the honey-vinegar; generously salt and pepper. Turn breasts over. Push fingers under skin to make a pocket; stuff with mushroom mixture. Again brush with honey-vinegar and season with salt and pepper. Being careful not to crowd, arrange breasts on cookie sheet so thickest ends point outward. (Can now be covered and refrigerated overnight; return to room temperature before roasting.)
Roast until golden brown, adding water if necessary to keep pan drippins from burning, until a meat thermometer registers 160 defrees in the thickest portion of the largest piece, 30 to 45 minutes. Transfer chicken to a platter.
Scrape pan juices into a medium saucepan. Add reserved mushroom-soaking liquid and enough water to equal 1 1/2 cups of liquid. Bring to a simmer. Add cornstarch mixture; continue to simmer until it thickens a bit. Arrange a breast on each of 8 plates; drizzle with sauce and serve.
Serves: 8
Per serving: 578 calories, 58 protein, 15g carbohydrates, 169mg cholesterol, 31g fat (10g saturated), 1g fiber, 240mg sodium
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Isn't She Pretty In Pink?
You are Andie Walsh (from Pretty In Pink)!
Misunderstood and full of angst, you are
intelligent, talented and will probably go on
to do great things...once you're out of the
hell of high school.
Which John Hughes Character Are You?
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
How Many....
1. ...computer-related gadgets do you own? 2
2. ...pictures on your living room walls? 2
3. ...magnets on your refrigerator? 25
4. ...reference books in your bookshelves? 25
6. ...lamps in your house? 3 (not including ceiling fixtures or fan lights)
7. ...times a week do you shop for groceries? 2
8. ...magazines do you subscribe to? 3
9. ...tv programs do you watch on a regular basis? too many to count
10. ...items on your bathroom counter that don't really need to be there? too many to count
Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle10
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
And the Number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle is...
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
Monday, March 28, 2005
Getting to know you...
What's your favorite kind of cookie? Mint Milano's
Who is America's most overrated actor? Collin Farrell (I'll have to agree with Bitchalicious here)
Name a guilty pleasure. Desperate Housewives
"Scrubs" or "Everybody Loves Raymond"? SCRUBS
Name two things you can't live without? Tivo and my cell phone
Your pet's first name and your mother's maiden name = your porn star name. TONKA Rosenblatt
What song's are you listening to right now? Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
Name your celebrity crush? Chris O'Donnell
Favorite punchline of a joke.
"Beacuse he was dead"
Chunk Spelunker
I think that Tonka needs one of these...
Just what every posh pup wants a "Chewy Vuiton" bag. This plush toy is 5" x 5 1/2" and does have a squeaker.
Information provided by Petersons.com
reciprocate
DEFINITION:
(verb) to make a return for something
EXAMPLE:
If you'll baby-sit for my kids tonight, I'll reciprocate by taking care of yours tomorrow.
SYNONYMS:
recompensate, swap, vacillate
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Quote of the week
Since filming started, my wife has had cancer, my two kids became junkies, I went back to booze and smoking pot and then I died twice in a bike accident. Life's not all about money.
--Ozzy Osbourne in Us (who else could it be?) on why reality TV bites and he's not having another taste. On the other hand, it probably beats the hell out of biting the heads off bats every night
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Thirteen
Absolut Apeach
"ABSOLUT VODKA welcomes a new family member with the launch of ABSOLUT® APEACHâ¢. The new, peach flavored premium vodka is available to consumers in the US by May 2005.
ABSOLUT APEACH has a smooth and mellow taste with a sophisticated and fruity character of peach. As with all members of the ABSOLUT VODKA family, it is made from all natural ingredients."
You'll get the complete ABSOLUT APEACH experience - including a good look at a groundbreaking new ad - in a special issue of ABSOLUT ACCESS, coming soon.
For now, let's say ABSOLUT APEACH is like biting into a lush, ripe peach on a summer day. The flavor overwhelms you, the juices drip down your chin. It's fresh and sweet, but it's also - well, we'll show you in a few weeks.
Friday, March 25, 2005
Cadbury's®Creme Egg
Because of comments on HER blog, I had to post this:
Top Secret Recipes version of Cadbury's®Creme Egg by Todd Wilbur
Each spring Cadbury candy machines whip out 66,000 of these cool candies every hour. And now, because of the success of these chocolates with the orange, yolk-colored center, other candy companies have come out with their own milk chocolate eggs. Some are filled with Snickers or Milky Way centers, while others contain peanut butter, coconut, caramel, or the same type of fondant center as the original - right down to the colors. Still, nothing compares to these original eggs that are sold only once a year, for the Easter holiday. And now you can enjoy your own version at home anytime you like. And this recipe won't require that you make anything close to 66,000 of 'em.
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1/4 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 cups powdered sugar
4 drops yellow food coloring
2 drops red food coloring
1 12-ounce bag milk chocolate chips
2 tablespoons vegetable shortening
1. Combine the corn syrup, butter, vanilla, and salt in a large bowl. Beat well with an electric mixer until smooth.
2. Add powdered sugar, one cup at a time, mixing by hand after each addition. Mix well until creamy.
3. Remove about 1/3 of the mixture and place it into a small bowl. Add the yellow and red food coloring and stir well to combine.
4. Cover both mixtures and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, or until firm.
5. When mixtures are firm, roll a small, marble-size ball from the orange filling, and wrap a portion of the white filling around it that is roughly twice the size. Form this filling into the shape of an egg and place it onto a cookie sheet that has been brushed with a light coating of shortening. Repeat for the remaining filling ingredients, then refrigerate these centers for 3 to 4 hours or until firm.
6. Combine the milk chocolate chips with the shortening in a glass or ceramic bowl. Microwave chocolate on high speed for 1 minute, then stir and microwave again for 1 more minute, and stir.
7. Use a fork to dip each center into the chocolate, tap the fork on the side of the bowl, then place each candy onto wax paper. Chill.
8. After 1 to 2 hours of chilling, dip each candy once more and chill for several hours, or until completely firm. (http://www.topsecretrecipes.com)Makes 2 dozen candy eggs.
Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!)
Angel Food Cake; Brownies; Lemon Meringue Pie; Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing; Strawberry Short Cake; Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing; Ice Cream; or Carrot Cake.
NO You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully
what your choice will be!
OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!
Angel food - Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items.. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.
Brownies - You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
Lemon Meringue - Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after - dinner speaker and a good teacher.. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have
many friends.
Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing - Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
Strawberry Short Cake - Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.
Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing - Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
Ice Cream - You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
Carrot Cake - You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
Dog Blog Friday
Thursday, March 24, 2005
TiVo's ripple effect: Water-cooler chill
By Ann Oldenburg, USA TODAY
When Los Angeles architect Anthony Poon, 41, hears people in his office start to talk about the latest episode of The O.C. or American Idol, he tells them to pipe down. He likes to record the shows and watch them in a batch later on, and he doesn't want anything spoiled.
Outgoing FCC chairman Michael Powell calls his DVR "God's machine."
Jennifer Bosk, 53, of New Haven, Ind., does the same thing in her office. "It's no longer like the days of Dallas when staff meetings started with 'Who do you think shot J.R.?' It's a lot of, 'Wait, don't tell me, I haven't watched yet!' " says the director of alumni relations at Indiana University-Purdue University, a branch campus of the two schools.
TV buzz isn't what it used to be. Morning-after gabfests around the water cooler dishing about last night's Lost are dying out — or at least spreading out — as more viewers are converted to the DVR age. The DVR, or digital video recorder, is the most popular home electronic device available right now. (TiVo is the most recognizable brand.)
It's changing the way we're watching — and talking about — TV. Even more than video-cassette recorders, DVRs let viewers watch on their own terms.
DVR owners rave that the boxes have changed their lives. Bruce Willis recently extolled the virtues of TiVo to Jon Stewart, explaining that his enables him to catch Stewart's The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Even outgoing Federal Communications Commission chairman Michael Powell, a devoted user, called his "God's machine."
Anyone who doesn't have a DVR might suggest that a VCR is just as good. But DVR users say their machines are much easier to use and give viewers more control. Namely:
• Favorite shows can be watched at viewers' convenience.
• There is no need to buy (or run out of) tapes or discs; the recorder stores programs on a hard drive.
• Shows can be paused or rewound, even "live" shows.
• Recording is simple and versatile. A couple of clicks on an on-screen grid do the trick; you can view one show while recording another.
The price tag isn't basic cable: $100 and up to purchase a box, plus a $10-$13 monthly fee for a service such as TiVo, or, if part of a local cable system, just a monthly fee for the service.
The growth of DVR use is expected to continue to skyrocket. Last month, San Jose, Calif.-based TiVo Inc., the company that introduced the first DVR in 1999, announced that its subscription base had exceeded 3 million.
The Yankee Group, a Boston-based communications research firm, predicts that the number of DVR homes will rise from 7 million at the end of 2004 to 33.5 million by the end of 2008. That's still a fraction of the 100 million households that own VCRs.
But in a study of households with DVRs, users volunteered the word "loved" in describing their machines and said they had shown them to seven friends on average, according to Forrester Research.
"I don't watch TV in real time anymore," says Bethe Ferguson, 26, of Cincinnati.
Forrester's research shows that in DVR households, prime-time dramas, comedies and reality shows lose half of their real-time audiences. And of the 18-44 age group prized by advertisers, more than 60% do not watch in real time.
The impact is rocking a worried ad world as viewers skip commercials. And a watchful TV industry is pondering what the effects will be on programming and ratings.
But there's also a ripple effect changing how we live — and gossip.
"When the ladies in my former office used to talk about Desperate Housewives Monday mornings, I would have to run away just so it wasn't spoiled," says Ferguson, a magazine editor. "Then they would slowly transition into business matters, and I would miss it all because I didn't want the plot of a TV show ruined." She says she "lost out on key business talks because of it."
Arguments not over content, but over talking about content, are becoming commonplace.
"While my friends and I used to call each other when the episode of The Bachelor or The Apprentice or The Amazing Race was over, we now have to wait and make sure everyone has had a chance to watch before we call," says investor Beth Finch, 51, of Lafayette, La.
Teacher Charles Cooper, 28, of Augusta, Ga., says he and his friends have simply changed the viewing times. "I have 'TiV-engelized' all my friends. They have TiVos, and we have a schedule of when we watch the shows, although it may be several days later" than scheduled broadcasts.
TV's opening night
Though viewers create their own schedules for favorite shows, hot episodes are still big draws.
"I think the thrill of seeing something first is what brings people to the movies on opening night or to the record store on the day their favorite group's new CD is released," says Charles Welch, 32, an Atlanta TV producer.
Says Rick Hurst, 41, of Mobile, Ala., "I have been a TiVo user for five years, and I find that the shows I record are those that I can wait to watch at a later date. However, shows like Desperate Housewives, Lost, The Amazing Race and Survivor must be watched as they air for the simple fact that I don't want to be left out of the loop."
But the DVR universe also can help fuel a hit, says Kwan Lee, assistant professor at the Annenberg School for Communication at the University of Southern California. "Once a show gets popular, TiVo-ing can have a snowballing effect. More people will buzz about it, and the audience will grow.
"At the same time," he says, recording shows "will segment the audience, and it will be harder for a normal show to take off without big promotional activities."
Jonathan Carlson, CEO of Buzzmetrics, a research firm that assesses consumer word of mouth, says that's what's happening. "With increased selection comes less power of the top-rated shows."
He says that what he is seeing are "huge and vibrant and robust communities of interest that crop up around television in general and around certain programs in particular. In that environment (and with the Internet), you don't have to have the interaction in real time. You can post in a blog, message board. The conversation can take place over the course of days or months. In the end, it makes for a much stronger community."
Mark Doyle, who works in documentary development for ABC, says DVRs are enhancing buzz. "I participate in way more conversation than I used to because I'm watching more — on my schedule."
The new water cooler
Sheldon Wiebe, 53, doesn't have a water cooler because he's at home in Calgary, Canada, on disability. But he has joined several Internet mailing lists that track his favorite TV shows.
"From them, I can tell you there's a lot of morning-after chat. As long as posts are clearly marked in regard to spoilers, nobody objects, and the discussions can run for days. It seems that the Internet may have become the new water cooler.' "
And at the cyber cooler, it doesn't matter when anyone watches the episode, as long as it's before the next one airs, says office manager Jan Buckner, 40, of Livingston, Mont. "It is not uncommon to find a lively 2 a.m. discussion days later about what the heck the latest episode of Lost really meant."
That theory is supported on fan Web sites. On realitytvworld.com, so many people want to talk that there are two or three separate forums for some shows. Take Survivor, for example. There's the Survivor Spoilers Forum, the Survivor Bashers Forum and the Survivor Fanatic Forum. And there's a Spoiler Free Zone, in which that night's episode isn't discussed until after 11 p.m. ET, so folks on the West Coast can read without fear of someone ruining the show.
Kim Barker, 43, a corporate administrator from Baton Rouge, thinks it's all "scary" and potentially isolating. "We're becoming a culture that increasingly finds reasons not to socialize. If The West Wing wasn't a 'thing' at our roof garden (water cooler), I wouldn't have found out several things about co-workers who are now friends, nor would I have gotten support after a family crisis."
But Cathy Dee, 49, of Fort Wayne, Ind., stresses that the DVR technology is still an unknown futuristic acronym for many.
"Water-cooler TV is a long way from dying here in the hinterlands," says Dee, a Web site administrator. "Few people TiVo as yet, and folks videotape only if they are near death and in the hospital. So the day after a good Survivor or American Idol, it's 'Did you watch?' and 'Did you see?' and 'Who did you like?' and 'Could you believe?' "
Lemon Pepper Chicken Tenders
1 1/2 pounds chicken breast tenders, 20 pieces
20 (6-inch) bamboo party skewers
2 lemons, juiced and zested
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil, eyeball it
Coarse black pepper
Coarse salt
Heat the grill over medium high heat. Skewer chicken.
In a shallow dish, combine lemon zest and juice with extra-virginolive oil. Reserve 1/4 of the marinade.
Coat chicken tenders in marinade and season generously on both sideswith coarse black pepper. Season chicken tenders lightly with salt.
Cook tenders in 2 or 3 batches, a single layer, in a very hot grill.
Chicken tenders will cook 3 minutes on each side. Transfer to aserving platter and brush with the reserved marinade.
Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
I was reminded of these books by Amanda who is going to be making this a regular feature on her blog. The twist is that she is going to be adding lyrics that she personally has mis-heard. In that vain, here is one my all time personal mis-heard lyrisc:
"We Gonna Jam At The Lighthouse" for "Big Old Jet Airliner" by The Steve Miller Band.
Additionally, I found this awesome website that has tons and tons of mis-heard lyrics that people actually submitted. You can search by Song or select the "Random Lyric" button. Here are a few of my favorite random lyrics:
"Feel This Snot I've Got", instead of "Feliz Navidad"
"Fee Fi Fo I Swear To You" instead of "These Five Words I swear To You" from "I'll Be There For You by Bon Jovi
"There's a daddy to my left; there's a burning tush to my right" instead of "There's a dead end to my left; there's a burning bush to my right" from "Standing Still" by Jewel.
"Mamma don't take my clothes and throw them away" instead of "Mamma don't take my kodachrome away" from "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon.
"I guess you like gravy" instead of "I Miss You Like Crazy" from the song of the same name by Natalie Cole.
"We built this city on the wrong damn road!" instead of "We built this city on rock n' roll" from the song of the same name by Starship.
And finally.....
"Tight for the very last time" instead of "Touched for the very first time" from "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Why Britney Spears hates HDTV
A guide to the high-def experience.
HDTV: Beauty Is Skin-Deep
There is no escaping the naked lens of High-Definition TV. The picture is so clear that aging signs and skin imperfections are clearly visible. Below is our "Top 10" list of which celebrities look better -- and worse -- in high-def.
Here is OnHD.TV's top 10 celebrities who look even better in High-Definition TV.
1. Anna Kournikova
The occasional tennis player looks even more beautiful in high-def. Her skin is glistening and luscious. It's easy to see why her matches sell out despite her limited talents. It's not love-15; it's love Anna.
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
The star of Chicago and Traffic is absolutely gorgeous and it shows in high-def. Pity the aging Michael Douglas when he has to stand beside her in the high-def broadcast of an awards show. (See "Worse") The actress is so beautiful in high-def that even the hyphen between Zeta and Jones looks good.
3. Charlize Therzon
Whoever did her makeup for Monster should have received an Oscar. This woman is gorgeous and it's hard to believe that she was made to look so horrific in the film. At the recent Oscar awards, Theron was glowing under the HDTV lights.
4. Sting
Isn't it bad enough that this guy has all that musical talent? In his fifties, Sting still looks great in high-def.
5. Scarlett Johansson
The Lost in Translation star has the skin of a porcelain doll and looks incredible when seen in high-def. It's easy to see why Bill Murray would get lost in her gaze.
6. Halle Berry
Wow! She looks great on "regular" TV, but her beautiful skin and lips make her irresistible in high-def. This Catwoman wouldn't have to work hard to bring home the kittens..
7. George Clooney
His animal magnetism is legendary in Hollywood and it comes through in HDTV. The Oceans 11 star must be living right.
8. Angelina Jolie
Breathtaking. Like Berry, her skin and lips are just juicy. The only negative: The actress has a small mole on her forehead. In high-def, it looks like Mt. Everest..
9. Liv Tyler
How can she look so great when her father is headed for Keith Richards territory? Beautiful skin.
10. Penelope Cruz
How did Tom Cruise break up with her? Talk about Mission Impossible.
Honorable Mention
Ashley Judd
Maria Sherapova
Jennifer Garner
Beyonce Knowles
Antonio Banderas
Rebecca Romjin-Stamos
Mariah Carey
Meg Ryan
Gwyneth Paltrow
Mandy Moore
Alex Rodriguez
John Travolta
Susan Sarandon
Janet Jackson
Nicole Kidman
Natalie Portman
Lee Lee Sobieski
Lucy Liu
Heidi Klum
Jay Leno
Rob Lowe
Jessica Alba
Salma Hayek
David James Elliott (JAG)
Naomi Watts
Brandy
Jill Hennessy (Crossing Jordan)
Leah Remini (King of Queens)
Click OnHD.TV to see more HDTV show reviews!
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And here is OnHD.TV's top 10 celebrities who look worse in
High-Definition TV.
1. Cameron Diaz
The actress has had a terrible acne problem since high
school; her cheeks and forehead are littered with
unfortunate pockmarks. Ms. Diaz seems like a different
person in HDTV; she looks more like a Charlie than an
Angel.
2. Michael Douglas
The actor was once considered a Hollywood sex
symbol. But now, in HDTV, he looks more like Kirk
Douglas than Michael Douglas. Being married to
Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn't help, either. He appears
even older when he's standing next to her. The Wall
Street star looks like eight miles of bad road.
3. Britney Spears
The pop tart is still in her early 20s, but she looks about
10 years older in high-def. Her face is puffy and she's
starting to show wrinkle marks around her lips,
reportedly from a two pack-a-day cigarette habit.
4. Brad Pitt
Like Ms. Diaz, Pitt had a terrible skin problem in his
younger years. The impact is clear in high-def. He's
still a good-looking guy, but he doesn't look like one
of People Magazine's "Most Beautiful."
5. Jewel
The singer looks great in still photos and music videos,
but she looks terrible in high-def. And someone should
help her with make-up; it looks like it was done
by Ringling Bros.
6. Renee Zellweger
Ms. Zellweger is a cutie, but her cheeks look like
she's had a Rosacea problem; very visible in high-def.
7. William Devane
The veteran actor plays Secretary of State James Heller
in Fox's 24, but he looks like hell in high-def. Devane,
who once played John F. Kennedy in a docudrama
about the Cuban Missile Crisis, should duck and
cover the next time they ask him to star in a
HDTV program.
8. Bill Maher
The comedian/political commentator is scary in high-def.
And I mean, scary. His skin is pasty and white, making
him look like an Albino. Make that an Albino who
doesn't get much sleep. It's a good thing that HBO
doesn't air his weekly talkfest in HDTV.
9. Jamie Lee-Curtis
Oh, my God. With her short-cropped graying hair
and crow's feet, she looks like a guy in high-def.
What happened to her? Christopher Guest, be my
guest. Buy your wife some Botox! And, a wig!
10. Joan Rivers
Someone should pull the rug over this red carpet
host! In HDTV, you can almost count the stitch marks
from her various facial surgeries. Do you remember
that song, "Old Man River"? Well, how about,
"Old Woman Rivers"?
Dishonorable Mention
Jennifer Aniston
Chrstina Applegate
Hugh Jackman
The Olsen Twins
John Kerry
Julia Roberts
Robert De Niro
Ted Danson
Uma Thurman
Elizabeth Hurley
Lisa Marie Presley
Kate Hudson
Demi Moore
Prince
Sean Penn
Diane Lane
Gwen Stefani
Norah Jones
Richard Gere
Steven Tyler
Lara Flynn-Boyle
Steve Martin
Sandra Bullock
Ray Liotta
Laurence Fishburne
The Rolling Stones (All)
Natasha Henstridge
Bob Costas
Kim Basinger
Mike Tyson
Reba McEntire
Sarah Michelle-Geller
Drea de Matteo
Chris Isaak
Juliette Lewis
Torie Spelling
Shannon Doherty
10 Dog peeves about humans
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth ... you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here (you don't see me picking up your poop do you ) ???
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Google's AdSense a bonanza for some Web sites
Read this in USA Today a few weeks ago:
Google's AdSense a bonanza for some Web sites
By Jefferson Graham, USA TODAY
LOS ANGELES — Canadian software developer and part-time humorist Eric Giguère made fun of the avalanche of Internet arthritis drug offers on his Web site last year. For his efforts, he received a $350 check from Internet search giant Google.
Giguère has one of those ubiquitous "Ads by Google" links on his site, offering ads the search giant considers of interest to readers. You might think that people rarely click on them, but they do — and often.
"For my own, personal humor writing, I got paid," Giguère says. "It certainly opened my eyes to the possibilities that were out there."
Google has a simple proposition for anyone who owns a Web site: Let it put up links to its ads, and Google's AdSense program will give you a piece of the action when someone clicks on them.
It's found money for many bloggers, small e-tailers and huge businesses — from small personal sites such as Giguère's, to those of big-time corporations such as Amazon.com, the New York Times and About.com.
Giguère was so inspired, he wrote a book, Make Easy Money with Google, coming in May from Peachpit Press. Hundreds of online forums and Web sites are devoted to AdSense tips and tricks. The downside of the AdSense economy, critics charge, is that the avalanche of ads has created a new form of spam and is destroying the integrity of sites.
"This is a program that rewards people not for creating the best content, but for how to create sites to attract more advertising," says Danny Sullivan, editor of Search Engine Watch online newsletter. "AdSense has nothing to do with search. It effectively turns the Internet into a billboard for Google's ads."
Google, whose executives often say their mission is to organize the world's information, naturally begs to differ. "If I do a search for the New York Times and see an ad offering a subscription discount, that's useful to me," says Susan Wojcicki, Google's director of product management.
Web site publishers don't disagree.
"Say I write an article about a Braun shaver," says Chris Pirillo, who runs the Lockergnome.com gadget Web site. "I publish it, and within minutes, I have targeted ads about shavers on my site. Someone who reads the content may feel compelled to pick one up. That helps me and the reader."
Tales of AdSense riches range from a few hundred dollars a month to $50,000 or more a year, though high-dollar paydays are rare. They require a Web site with tons of traffic and the ability to put in 18-hour days working the system.
Pirillo, who has a following from his former role as a host on the now-defunct TechTV cable channel, says he's clearing more than $10,000 a month.
Before AdSense, which began in March 2003, bloggers and other small Web publishers had fewer options to make money. They could put banner ads on their sites for a host of non-related products, or commission programs from Amazon and eBay. "It was a lot more work, and you didn't get much of a return," Pirillo says.
With AdSense, "You write content, publish it, and the money starts to pour in," he says.
When he published the now-defunct Silicon Alley Reporter magazine, Jason Calacanis says, he used to suffer from insomnia, worrying about his monthly $200,000 to $400,000 printing bill.
He now runs a company called Weblogs, which publishes 75 Web sites on such topics as cars, gadgets, digital music and video games. He sleeps much better, he says, because "with AdSense, you know you're always making money. Your life gets a lot easier."
In his first four months of Web publishing, AdSense brought in $45,000. Some of his blogs produce $3,000 a month. His best do "four figures," Calacanis says, though he's reluctant to fill in the exact numbers. "And that's with zero marketing," he says.
How it works
Google and Yahoo dominate the booming online search advertising business, which is expected to grow to $5.6 billion in 2008, from $2.7 billion in 2004. Profit from search advertising enabled Google to more than double its revenue in 2004, to $3.1 billion.
The concept — text ads that appear next to search results — works on a "pay-per-click" model. Advertisers pay only if someone clicks on an ad. To use the programs, advertisers buy "keywords" for anywhere from 5 cents to $100 a word. Those are the terms people type into query boxes when they're searching, such as "Atlanta wedding photographer" or "Omaha Italian restaurants."
AdSense works as a part of that keyword model; it's an offshoot of what Google calls its AdWords program, which competes against Yahoo's Overture unit.
AdSense is a bonus program for advertisers who use Google AdWords. Through AdSense, Google clients get to tout their wares beyond Google's home page — potentially reaching more than 200,000 participating Web sites.
Small Web site operators have flocked to AdSense as a way to attract advertising. To participate, they sign up at Google, which reviews the site. Once a small piece of computer code language is implanted on an accepted site, Google does the rest — matching ad links from its warehouse of clients to appropriate sites.
There's an art to optimizing a site to attract more links — and generate more revenue.
Gay Gilmore, who runs Seattle-based recipezaar.com, says the trick is to attract ads next to recipes beyond the main page. "The ads need to be targeted," she says, "so that when someone is reading about chicken soup, an ad for one of the ingredients is of keen interest."
Web site publishers need to be creative, says Dave Lavinsky of TopPayingKeywords.com, an AdSense advice site. A house painter advertising his services on a homemade site is leaving money on the table if he mentions only house painting, he says. "'Housepainting' is a 20-cent word. 'Home improvement' is worth $2, so you should create content for that."
But Sullivan says keyword tricks hurt the editorial integrity of sites. Another problem, he says, is the proliferation of computer-generated directories with links to hotels, restaurants and entertainment and no real editorial content, fueled by the availability of "Ads by Google" checks.
Wojcicki says Google tries to review all sites in its program, and removes offenders such as the directory sites. Critics say the site reviews can sometimes result in an FCC-like "family friendly" filter. Bloggers complain about being rejected for discussions of sexuality and use of four-letter words.
"I begged, argued and appealed to reason for months," says author Susie Bright, whose site discusses sexuality issues. "I pointed out that all my postings were things you could easily read in ... any number of mainstream magazines that cover sex and politics from a fairly sophisticated point of view. And I pointed out that my readers like to buy trousers, go on vacations, purchase ink and basically buy all the same things that everyone else does."
Wojcicki wouldn't address the specifics of Bright's concerns, but says AdSense isn't for everyone. "We're very careful about who we let into our network. We reject sites with content some people may feel uncomfortable about."
With pay-per-click ads, Google and Yahoo are locked in a bitter battle for advertiser dollars. But Yahoo doesn't compete with AdSense for small publishers — yet. Yahoo says it will introduce an offering later this year.
For now, Google's most notable AdSense competitor is privately held Kanoodle, which accepted Bright's site. It works with small publishers and big ones (including USATODAY.com and MSNBC) and differs from AdSense in that advertisers can choose topic areas of the sites where they want their ads to appear.
"The search advertising market is red hot right now, and publishers and advertisers want more," says Kanoodle CEO Lance Podell. "We offer them more places to show their ads, and they love that."
How long will search sizzle?
Google's initial public stock offering last summer was a Wall Street sensation. The stock opened at $85 a share and now sells for around $180, down from its 52-week high of $216. Some analysts fret that the red-hot paid search market could start to cool down.
Forrester Research, revising downward earlier projections, expects 30% growth in search advertising revenue this year, after a 45% jump in 2004.
"Click fraud" is another nettlesome issue for Google and Yahoo.
Advertisers pay for ads only when they're clicked, but it doesn't always work that way.
Some competitors click ads just to run up the other guy's bills. Web publishers with AdSense get their friends to click ads so they can get more money. Some savvy webmasters have set up automated clicking models called "Hitbots" or "Clickbots," which click away all day, and cost the advertiser.
Such efforts "threaten our business model," Google CFO George Reyes said at a recent industry conference. "Something has to be done about this, really, really quickly."
University of California professor John Battelle, who is writing a book on search, says the success of AdSense has built a "growing, extremely sophisticated offshore industry."
"There are more of these sites than you can imagine," he says. "The robots click on the ads and then none of the clicks turn into leads for the advertisers. That's not how it's supposed to work."
Google and Yahoo say they are working on the problem, but Battelle doesn't think that's enough.
Yahoo, Microsoft and America Online have banded together on several occasions to fight e-mail spam, and Battelle says Google and Yahoo should show the same kind of joint leadership. "Because if they don't, it will end up biting them in the butt."
Monday, March 21, 2005
Ryan and Crystal Top On-Screen Lovers Poll
When Harry Met Sally stars Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal have been voted the greatest on-screen couple of all time in a new poll. The sizzling chemistry between the pair in the 1989 romantic comedy beat out competition from second-placed Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart, for their romance in the Oscar-winning 1942 classic Casablanca. Julia Roberts and Richard Gere came third for their team-up in hit 1990 movie Pretty Woman, in the poll commissioned by British chain store Woolworths.
Friday, March 18, 2005
Care to join me for a drink?
Rum Congratulations! You're 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (83), and liquor (52). |
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache. |
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
What Age Will You Die?
You Will Die at Age 79 |
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well. |
Monday, March 14, 2005
Saturday, March 12, 2005
In time for Valentine's Day, we count down the love scenes that made us swoon
By Kim MorganSpecial to MSN EntertainmentHow many of you dread Valentine's Day? For those not happily coupled up, it's just a painful reminder that either you don't have a significant other or, even worse, you have a lousy one who lets you down. Who needs that kind of disappointment?
But it's not really the silly cards and ubiquitous boxes of cheap chocolates that we yearn for on V-Day. It's the fantasy that something wildly romantic could happen to us like it does -- where else? -- in the movies.
Silver-screen affairs may be a dangerous standard to apply to real-life romance -- but we watch these films and want these feelings for ourselves, no matter how unattainable or poignant they could be. So in honor of Valentine's Day -- and especially for those who are alone or disgusted by the "Hallmark holiday" pressure -- we present clips of our top 10 romantic movie moments. And remember, we're talking about moments, not romantic movies themselves (as you'll see by our first choice) ...
10. Goodfellas (1990)
Yeah, we know your reaction: "Goodfellas"? Didn't you say romantic movies? How on Earth did that land on this list? Easy... Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco's courtship is quite simply one of the sexiest in all of cinema. Director Martin Scorsese got how hot it is when a man realizes a good-looking woman cares enough to be angry with him, chiefly in the beginning of an attraction. So when Liotta's Henry Hill skips a date with Bracco's Karen, she hauls her car right up to him and chews him out in front of his friends: "You got some nerve standing me up!" Liotta's narration of remembering how, at that moment, Karen looked like Elizabeth Taylor only underscores the fires burning between these two. And the glances they share are so viscerally exciting you get goose bumps. It also doesn't hurt that Liotta never looked so good in all his life (you understand why Karen's nuts for this guy) and of course, the first date he eventually takes her on (remember the long tracking shot through the back of the night club right up to the front table?) is amazing. Seriously, for one second, you'll forget about the mobster hanging on a meat hook, or the wig salesman stabbed and stuffed in the trunk. No... really... you will.
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9. Out of Sight (1998)
How much fun can you have in the trunk of a car? According to Steven Soderbergh's "Out of Sight," a whole lot! Of course, it helps if you're stuck with either George Clooney or Jennifer Lopez, who play a prison escapee and a federal marshal. A quintessential study of how opposites attract (even couples on opposite ends of the law), "Out of Sight" works like a modern screwball comedy, with its crackling wit and sexy cool. And we love that Soderbergh created something of a classic movie moment with this cozy scene, as Clooney's bank robber discusses movies with the hijacked Marshal Lopez, who's not supposed to be enjoying herself this much. The camera movement, music and chemistry between the stars are so overflowing, you almost forget they are, in fact, in a trunk. And though this is blissfully romantic, we advise you not to try this at home.
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8. "Harold And Maude" (1971)
In "There's Something About Mary," Cameron Diaz's Mary called "Harold and Maude" the "greatest love story of our time." She may have been going too far ... but maybe not by too much. There's something to be said about oddball love stories, especially ones viewers have to be coaxed into understanding. The acting, brilliant direction (by Hal Ashby) and soulful songs (by Cat Stevens) here help produce the chemistry between 79-year-old Maude (Ruth Gordon), a life-force of whimsical energy and wisdom, and 20-year-old Harold (Bud Cort), a death-obsessed depressive. After meeting Maude at a funeral, Harold -- who enjoys shocking his mother with incredibly graphic but impressively fake suicide attempts -- experiences an awakening of not just amour, but of life itself. In this lovely scene, Harold has given Maude a coin charm punched with the words "Harold Loves Maude," something most people would cherish forever. But characteristic of Maude (and foretelling her later decision), she throws it in the water so they always know where it is. Harold's reaction is so surprised and sweet that you can't imagine Maude doing anything else with that charm. It makes you want to dunk every present you get into the bottom of a reservoir. How deep is your love?
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7. "A Place in the Sun" (1951)
There's nothing quite like young, tragic love. And George Stevens' "A Place in the Sun" understands this perfectly. By adapting Theodore Dreiser's masterful novel "An American Tragedy" with two of the most heart-stoppingly beautiful people in cinema (Montgomery Clift and Elizabeth Taylor), Stevens immediately puts the viewer in the lovers' corner, no matter what they do. But it isn't just their looks that make you swoon; it's the chemistry and fragile performances, especially by Clift as the lonely, lovelorn man trying to make something of his life. In this dance scene, Stevens utilizes close-ups that obviously reveal the actors' beauty, but also how much they could say with their faces. Clift may be blurting out that he loves Taylor, but his pleading, poignant eyes reveal so many layers of desire, you know something is haunting him even if you don't fully understand the circumstances (he has just witnessed his pregnant girlfriend drown and, frantically in love with Taylor, he's chosen to do nothing about it). It's a dance macabre, but one of the most spine-tinglingly romantic of all time.
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6. "Say Anything..." (1989)
Did Cameron Crowe know just how many boom boxes would be lifted in front of unsuspecting girls' windows when he made this little movie in 1989? Probably not... but he surely understood that countless men and women would relate to and fall in love with Lloyd Dobler, John Cusack's most iconic role. "Say Anything" stands out for simple yet oddly complex reasons -- chiefly that Lloyd is both a regular guy and an extraordinary one because he dares to be genuinely nice. Wow. There's a novel idea. Ask out the class brain and beauty (Ione Skye) and treat her well. And, if she dumps you because her psychotic father is overprotective? Well, lift that boom box high and blast the song that played while you were making love for the first time.
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5. "The Philadelphia Story" (1940)
Oh, how glamorous Katharine Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart make getting loaded... or rather, how would they put it? Sauced? Tight? Well, they are drunk anyway in a scene that's dreamy and tipsy and swoony. George Cukor's classic, sophisticated screwball comedy -- which also starred that dapper leading man, Cary Grant -- has the blue-blood Kate mesmerizing the working-class reporter Stewart, even if she's set to marry another man (who, of course, is not right for her). Hepburn's Tracy is continually called something of an ice goddess, but the tables are turned during this moonlight dip wherein Stewart utters lines that are music to her ears: "There's magnificence in you ... a magnificence that comes out of your eyes, in your voice, in the way you stand there, in the way you walk. You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts ... you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of it. You're the golden girl, Tracy. Full of life and warmth and delight. What goes on? You've got tears in your eyes." Yes, we would too.
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4. "Punch-Drunk Love" (2003)
How we love the verge-of-a-nervous-breakdown, off-kilter, romantic comedy, "Punch-Drunk Love." No matter how you feel about Adam Sandler, he'll leave a lasting impression on you as Barry Egan, the Californian businessman and put-upon brother who falls for the ever-patient Emily Watson. So alien yet incredibly human is he in the movie, that he and director Paul Thomas Anderson frequently put the viewer into a state of Barry-phobia. It's perfectly illustrated in this scene in which Barry flies (for the first time) all the way to Hawaii just to see his beloved. His arrival is beautifully, though oddly scored to Shelley Duvall's "He Needs Me" from Robert Altman's "Popeye." Sandler, who had displayed talent before this, has never been so fantastically abstract, utilizing his scared-yet-angry-but-violent-little-boy persona with a darkness and sweetness that is simply sublime.
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3. "Out of the Past" (1947)
We could list more than one Robert Mitchum movie that gets our pulses pumping. That bedroom-eyed, barrel-chested stud (and a splendid actor, even if he said he was sleepwalking most of the time) is such a perfect combination of swagger, drollness and romance that we have a hard time disliking him even when he plays a psycho (as in "Cape Fear"). We're allowed to like him in Jacques Tourneur's seminal, moody noir "Out of the Past" -- a film that pits Mitchum against the overwhelming charms of Jane Greer. She will prove to be a baddie, and in this famous scene, she's all but warning him to run away from her. But oh so lyrically, Mitchum murmurs, "Baby, I don't care." We're just speechless. And we really wish more people would utter that sentiment.
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2. "The Apartment" (1960)
If you've never seen "The Apartment," we suggest you don't watch this clip. If you have, read on. Billy Wilder's Oscar-winning dark comedy laid the groundwork for the running-to-your-beloved scene so often copied in later films. Jack Lemmon, a too-nice office worker trying to climb the corporate ladder, is being used by his sleazy bosses for his apartment (they cheat on their wives in his cozy bachelor pad). He falls for one of the "other women" (Shirley MacLaine). Only she's not a floozy -- she's a flawed but ultimately warm human being. And she deserves to be treated with much more respect than Fred MacMurray is giving her. When she realizes that (duh!) the nice guy is better for her, she pulls the iconic movie moment of rushing to Lemmon with smiles and tears in her eyes. You saw it in "When Harry Met Sally" and you saw it in "Jerry Maguire." You even saw it, in a more hysterical form, in "The Graduate." But it's never been as powerful as in "The Apartment" -- especially when MacLaine's response to Lemmon's affirmation of amour is "Shut up and deal."
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1. "Casablanca" (1942)
It almost seemed too obvious a choice -- but then, come on, it's "Casablanca," one of the greatest love stories ever told. But why is it so enduring? Well, not just because of Ingrid Bergman's sad-faced, pouty-lipped, dewy-eyed gorgeousness. Or Humphrey Bogart's soulful, heartbroken "of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world" performance. Not even for "As Times Goes By" -- a song that's so inexorably linked to "Casablanca" that it's impossible not to think about trenchcoats, fedoras and fez when you hear it. It's the story itself, of an exiled, cynical American (Bogart's Rick) who runs a club in World War II Casablanca, where he just happens to bump into his old flame (Bergman's Ilsa). What makes the story unique is the romantic conflict: Ilsa's husband is Resistance leader Victor Lazslo (Paul Henreid), a noble guy both Rick and the audience cannot possibly dislike, which sets up an ending that's as romantic as it is melancholy. Yep, Rick sends her packing with his "hill of beans" speech that still gets us, no matter how many times we watch it.
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Friday, March 11, 2005
Thursday, March 10, 2005
NicoleDeHuff
The actress who was famously smashed in the face by a volleyball in the Meet The Parents comedy died last month after two medics misdiagnosed her pneumonia. Nicole DeHuff, who played Teri Polo's sister in the hilarious 2000 movie, checked into three Los Angeles hospitals, but only when her problems became inoperable did doctors realize what was wrong with her. The actress' mother Patsie says, "By the time she reached the third hospital, it was too late. She was unconscious." The grieving mother reveals her daughter was rushed to hospital on February 12 but was sent home by medics and told to take painkiller Tylenol. Patsie DeHuff recalls, "The next day my daughter was worse." Again, the actress went to hospital, but this time medics prescribed antibiotics for bronchitis. Two days later, paramedics rushed to her home after she collapsed, gasping for breath. The tragic actress died on February 16.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
I'm Spongebob SquarePants
I'm Spongebob SquarePants
DON'T CHEAT! This is fun--try it!Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever askedyourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group ofinvestigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well-knownand modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was madeinto this test. Answer all the questions with what describes you best, addup all your points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done.
Then forward this to all your friends and change the subject of thismessage to what character is you.
(1) Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
(a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
(b) Fun/Theme park (2 pts.)
(c) Painting in the park (5 pts.)
(d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
(e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)
(2) What is your favorite type of music?
(a) Rock 'n Roll (2 pts.)
(b) Alternative (1 pt.)
(c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
(d) Country (5 pts.)
(e) Pop (3 pts.)
(3) What type of movies do you prefer?
(a) Comedy (2 pts.)
(b) Horror (1 pt.)
(c) Musical (3 pts.)
(d) Romance (4 pts.)
(e) Documentary (5 pts.)
(4) Which one of these occupations would you choose if you onlycould choose one of these?
(a) Waiter (4 pts.)
(b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
(c) Teacher (3 pts.)
(d) Police (2 pts.)
(e) Cashier (1 pt.)
(5) What do you do with your spare time?
(a) Exercise (5 pts.)
(b) Read (4 pts.)
(c) Watch television (2 pts.)
(d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
(e) Sleep (3 pts.)
(6) Which one of the following colors do you like best?
(a) Yellow (1 pt.)
(b) White (5 pts.)
(c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
(d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)(
e) Red (4 pts.)
(7) What do you prefer to eat right now?
(a) Snow (3 pts.)
(b) Pizza (2 pts.)
(c) Sushi (1 pt.)
(d) Pasta (4 pts.)
(e) Salad (5 pts.)
(8) What is your favorite holiday?
(a) Halloween (1 pt.)
(b) Christmas (3 pts.)
(c) New Year (2 pts.)
(d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
(e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)
(9) If you could go to one of these places, which one would it be?
(a) Paris (4 pts.)
(b) Spain (5 pts.)
(c) Las Vegas (1 pt.)
(d) Hawaii (4 pts.)
(e) Hollywood (3 pts.)
(10) With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
(a) Someone smart (5 pts.)
(b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
(c) Someone who likes to party (1 pt.)
(d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
(e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)
Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waitingfor!
(10-16 points) You are Garfield: You are very comfortable, easygoing,and you definitely know how to have fun, but sometimes you take it to anextreme.You always know what you are doing and you are always in control ofyour life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean thatyou always have to do what is right. Try to remember yourhappy spirit may hurt you or others.
(18-26 points) You are Snoopy: You are fun; you are very cool andpopular. You always know what's in and you never are out of style. You are goodat knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared fora few days more than once, but you always come home with the familyvalues that you learned. Being married and having children are important toyou, but only after you have had your share of fun times.
(22-28 points) You are Arnold: You have lots of friends and you are alsopopular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need.You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side ofthings. Some good advice: Try not to be too much of a dreamer. If not,you will have many conflicts with life.
(29-34 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants: You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone couldever have and never want to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and theywould never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny andcalm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people, thenyou will be stress free.
(35-42 points) You are Charlie Brown: You are tender, you fall in love>quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You area family person. You call your mom every Sunday. You have many friendsand may occasionally forget a few birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse youwith reality.
(43-50 points) You are Dexter: You are smart and definitely a thinker.Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. Youdemonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but neverignore a bad situation when it comes.