Quote of the week

Since filming started, my wife has had cancer, my two kids became junkies, I went back to booze and smoking pot and then I died twice in a bike accident. Life's not all about money.
--Ozzy Osbourne in Us (who else could it be?) on why reality TV bites and he's not having another taste. On the other hand, it probably beats the hell out of biting the heads off bats every night